Great Song - Crimewave by Crystal Castles
Lyrics are:
Eyes lit I pawn short breaths A fawn's dark eye lids But life's breath like a sun against my head Eyes lit I pawn short breaths A fawn's dark eye lids But life's breath like a sun to repent Eyes lit I want short breaths I've got dark eye lids Nice breasts I need the sun in to repent
Sang over and over I believe.
Daft hands, daft bodies, yeah, so?
Everyone’s seen Daft Hands, and obviously, everyone’s seen Daft Bodies. Have you ever seen Drunken Daft Bodies? I know it looks like porn at first, but it’s really funny seeing the attempted attempt.
SO anyways, it’s late at night and I have a math quiz tomorrow. Oh yes, and thank you ryukie for scanning that for me… I ♥ YOU!
So I’m in the hallway today, and someone tells me:
“Have you ever noticed that you squat when you get angry?”
And of course, I’ve never noticed it before, but sure enough, I get ticked off for him pointing it out, and squat. It’s a very strange sight, sorta like a four year old’s little temper tantrums. But anyways, I thank you profusely for pointing that out, J. I will never, ever, ever, ever, evar, do that again.
Oh, and then there was this thing in history where I had to be Abagail Adams and some guy next to me was John Adams and it was awkward and that was a run-on sentence.
I just understood the “That’s What She Said” jokes last friday… DX
I’m down for the count, and my brothers have been barfing right and left all weekend. (I guess it’s not weekend anymore, but like, the 28th, 29th, and 30th) I hope I don’t get sick… DX
(In summary, love beam —-> Ryukie and J. So you don’t miss that.)
Unϕtitled;
I know, sorry for the strange title. I just got obsessed with a number, during the past week. It’s called ϕ. (phi)
I know this sounds weird, but everything reminds me of it. It’s almost like I’m going crazy.
1.618033988749895…
I’ll get on a different topic. We played an open rehearsal in the band room. It was pretty depressing though, NOBODY (in my world that’s 20 people) showed up for the concert band rehearsal, but they had to have people in the hallway for the jazz band rehearsal. It’s a rehearsal… Don’t expect much. Especially with that trumpet solo on Linus and Lucy. *vomits in mouth* First chair is the only one who should be playing that. Hopefully that many people show up at our REAL concert.
{EDIT: This post was originally made on November 22, 2008 at 12:49 pm. I don’t know why I saved it as a draft.}
So Many Funny Jokes
Okay, so i promised my tech teacher type people at my school I’d post about some funny jokes, such as the shooting your foot with programming languages article and the ultimate rejection letter. I must also add, in the first paragraph, the print-off they gave me which is the system problem report form.
Anyone who likes to play around with computers has reversed their voice with Audacity, Sound Recorder or other programs. You’ve probably also seen things like this: Backmasking for Satanic Messages (Many popular songs with satanic messages when played backwards.) This guy has memorized many songs and sung them backwards while doing cool effects and then reverses that and you see awesome stuff while it’s being sung “forward” which is backwards backwards. Hard to explain. He has done it not once, not twice, but three times.
If I’ve forgotten anything (and I will be adding more) please post a comment.
Two-Faced Kitty
"I have seen cats with two tails and extra legs, but not this."
.999… = 1
Did you know that .999… (the … means a continuous number) is equal to 1.
That’s right, .999… = 1
“Well how do you figure?” you might ask. Don’t worry, I have proof. My proof is algebraic proof but you can find other types on Wikipedia.
First of all, we know this:
1/3 = .333…
So let’s say 1/3 * 3 (this should be 3/3)
1/3 * 3 = .999…
is the same as
.333… * 3 = .999…
Wait a minute, 3/3 is equal to 1! Well, that means 1 must be equal to .999…
Enjoy!
P.S. Do you like math and programming? Check out Project Euler which combines the two into puzzles.
ASCII ART!
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\* */ <– DataMuncher (He’s a weirdo…)
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Well! My Cuil vs. Google Post
So you guys may have heard of Cuil…which is kind of a cuil name. (Hahaha!) Anyways, many people have been saying it’s not cool and Google is wayyyy better. Such as these people:
Black Web 2.0
Pito’s Blog
…and many more.
So anyways, I was a little bit nervous about trying it out. “If all these people hate it,” I thought, “surely I will too.” So I tried it out. First I searched for me: Rezert on Cuil. The results were at 605 and my blog wasn’t at the top like it is on Google and I’d like it to be. Rezert on Google listed about 2,190 results.
So far Google has won 1 round. Let’s try another phrase. Actually, let’s try a couple phrases the above have used now that a while has gone by and Cuil has another 4 billion pages listed. black web 2.0 on Cuil vs. black web 2.0 on Google. Hmm, so now they’re tied.
Let’s try another phrase Black Web 2.0 tried. How about ‘jack and jill politics’? Google vs. Cuil. Well, Google both has more results and lists the main page first. So again, Google is up by one.
Here we go on another test that could actually be helpful to someone, just like Pito tried. ‘what do turtles eat’. Sure, it’s a little bit crazy but what if a turtle came to my house or I wanted one as a pet? Again, Cuil vs. Google. I’m afraid Google wins this round as well.
So now you think, “Okay, Google won by 2, right? So I’ll just use them.” However, I suggest using Cuil and if you can’t find what you’re looking for or it’s not giving you the results you wanted, try Google.
~Rezzy
Hello…again.
So, I’ve been doing the same thing as…*checks to see what she chose as her name on here* Ririko…”I’m so gonna put this on the blog…” then I: FORGET! OMGZ!!! Amazing, right? Yes, I AM using all these caps just to annoy her. Anyways, I’m in Performing Arts class and the bell is about to ring.
I’m going to post funny links later today probably. Okay, bye.
~Rezzy
all is well in lalaland.
Hey-
Haven’t posted in forever. (Well, at least it seems like forever.) I have remained unloyal to Rezzy and anyone else who reads this, lol. I guess I have some stories. Or not, because, I would have them if I posted them while remembering them, but, alas, me is a procrastinator. I remember multiple times saying, ‘This is totally going on my blog.’
But, of course, that cannot be. Why talking so epically I am? Because I am filling gaps. They had no stickers when we went to vote. Oooh, we’re learning future tense in Latin! Mmmhmm, sound fun very.
Then, there’s the matter of that playing assessment… STILL FIRST CHAIR!!!11!!~!`!!
Don’t you hate n00bs? I’ve noticed that capitalizing a large amount of letters is almost as annoying as capitalizing none. PS - use proper grammar in forums or I’s will get you!
SPEC YER CHELLING, n00bses!!
Quote of the Day: “Wow, you’re pretty nifty, for a guy.”
Current Music: Lil’ Darlin
MEAPs and End of the Quarter
Yay! The MEAPs are over. Well, the Math part was like 5th grade material and I’m taking a 9th grade class so that wasn’t a big problem. The English part wasn’t so bad either other than the essays hurting my hand so bad. The Science though? Ugh. If I got an A+ on the Math, an A- on the English, then I got a C+ on the Science.
Anyways, that’s over now. So the quarter ends on Friday. I have As in all my classes right now. This should be good. As long as the quarter ends with all As, my parents give me and my brother $28 to go to CyGamZ Frag ‘n’ Flix. That’s going to be fun. I’m just a little worried about the upcoming Science test and Geography test. I think I can get at least an A- on the Geo test but right now I have an A- in his class so if I even get a B+, that’s not good. The Science test though, I currently have 94.17% in that class and I got like 50% on the pre-test (not graded,) so I’m going to have to study REALLY hard.
That’s all I have to say.
John